Every once in a while I come across a phrase or statement that really makes me smile. So, I decided to start listing them here…

“I’m in the middle of a military base, in the middle of Quebec, in the middle of an ice blizzard, and the car won’t start. *pause* No, I’m serious!”
- Me, when our car broke down after a dance at Quebec Swing Rendez Vous

“Threesomes are a lot like Communism – they’re a great idea on paper, but in reality they rarely work well.”
- Dora, Questionable Content #600

“Bad Boys Rape Obstinate Young Girls But Violet Goes Willingly.”
- Dr. Lindberg (teaching the class how to remember the resistor color code)

“Vector Calculus is like an abusive relationship: you never like it, but you get used to it.”
- Dr. Barton

“Physics is like sex; sure, it may have some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
- Richard Feynman

“I re-grow tissue four times a week”
- Analeah

“Destiny dressed you this morning and now fear is trying to take off your pants!”
- The Tic